Just a quickie

Dear Telly et al,

Sorry there has been no updates recently but we've been flat out cruising up the Queensland coast for the last few weeks and have been no stop (I know, I know, it's a hard life). But rest assured, we'll be in Sydney in a weeks time and the updates will come thick and fast, expect such treats as:

Chard gets a hair cut
A night off the booze
Who keeps stealing my pants
Is that a pillow up your top or are you just a big fat lazy git?
and
Are Tiger Sharks really that hard?

Love to all,

Rich and Kaz