Now then Chard you listen here and listen good. Chrissy and Katie should be very nearly on their way by now. I suggest you get a couple of bottles of 'Magners' on ice for their arrival and make sure you don't influence either of them into cultivating unruly hair or beards during their stay!
HOOF!
posted by Chards Telly at 9:45 AM
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Now then telly. I've never had to shout at you much in the past (apart from when you insisted on showing that buffoon Malcolm Maclaren) but I'm not too sure where you're getting all these funny ideas from, it could just be too long with the Gatkins (which I'm sorry about but they were good enough to offer you a home during what can only be describe as dire times) or maybe Ned has rubbed a little too much banana into you circuits, I just don't know. But, here it is, if Katie (or Chrisie for that matter (although, as we all know, the chances are slim)) wants to grow bizzare facial hair, then she can, it's not down to you and it's certainly not down to me to stop her. In fact if I can encourage Katie to grow Amos type sidies then that's exactly what I'll do and further more I shall put all my efforts into encouraging the growth of a little 'you know what' tickler (dyed pink of course) a la Billy Connolly.
So let's let that be the last of it.
With that out the way and said, we can't wait for then to get here:-)
Chard (and Kaz)
P.S. What the hell is Magners
P.P.S. Hoof? I've been away, I don't understand your strange englishness of the past year!
1:01 PM
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